Fry: I'm impressed. I call it "Q.T. John Quincy Adding Machine. In France they call it a guillotine. Professor Farnsworth: You always were a hot-blooded Latina. It's July, right?

I must find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. I ate Fry! Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs. Whatever your favorite Professor Farnsworth quotes are, vote them up on the list below so they will climb closer to the top. I broke up with my boyfriend and then I ate him!Professor Farnsworth: Oh now, now, we've all been there. Oh, I can't do this, Hermes. Now, let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.Professor Farnsworth: No. I never thought I'd live to see this tree again. The toilet. They were salty and oily and melted in your mouth...Zoidberg: Okay, okay! Professor Farnsworth is a senile, deranged, as well as unpredictable old man who is both a maniac and a genius who was born in prison as mentioned in \"Overclockwise\". But unlike Utah, Mars was eventually made livable when the university was founded in 2636. You changed the outcome by measuring it! You don't know what you're missing. How big is the honeycomb?Hermes: Honeycomb's big, yeah, yeah, yeah.Bender: It's not small?Hermes: No, no, no.

Leela: I ate Fry! I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.

Leela: There's got to be a lady tortoise out there for you, Hubert. Ohhh, suddenly you've gone too far," let's take a look at the greatest Professor Farnsworth quotes in Futurama history, ranked by your votes. About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Professor Farnsworth: But what about your super intelligence?Gunther: When I had that, it was too much pressure to use it. You must be using an archaic pronunciation, like when you say "ask" instead of "axe". I broke up with my boyfriend and then I ate him! I know it's glamorous and the parties are great, but you'll end up spending every dollar you make on jewelry and skintight pants.

Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. I've invented a new children's toy. They work here in the Slurm factory.Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them. Good news, everyone! You're not rich! Announcer: And the winner is number three, in a quantum finish.Prof. Just because I'm stupider than them they think they're smarter than me! Oh, I don't have time for this. Fry: Fetal stem cells, aren't those controversial? Amy: You should try homeopathic medicine, Bender. Fished out of existence... just about the time your people arrived on Earth, Dr. Zoidberg.Zoidberg: I'm not on trial here.Fry: So, none of you have ever had anchovies? Farnsworth: Good news, everyone!Bender: Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of that.Farnsworth: You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol.Bender: Here it comes.Farnsworth: A mysterious world in the darkest depths of the Forbidden Zone.Bender: Thank you and goodnight.Leela: Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?Farnsworth: Why, of course!

And then people like me better watch their step. Futurama 05x07: Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles, Futurama 05x05: Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch, Futurama 02x10: Put Your Head On My Shoulder. Futurama, Search for Professor Farnsworth on Amazon. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well, it was built for space travel, so anywhere between zero and one. It's just a name! Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but anchovies went extinct in the 2200s.Fry: Wha?Farnsworth: Oh, my, yes. To shreds, You say.

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You're not rich!Fry: True, but someday I might be rich. What an idiot I was! Farnsworth: I can't live forever and I need an heir. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Good Lord! Contents ©2008-2020 quotational.com | About.

Try some zinc.Bender: I'm 40% zinc!Amy: Then take some echinacea, or St. John's Wort.Farnsworth: Or a big fat placebo. Professor Farnsworth Quotes Soon your trousers will slip the surly bonds of earth, and ascend to the heavens. It's all the same crap! She's a slightly different subspecies. Bender: Ah, yes! Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! It's a suppository. So, they finally jazzed it up.

See how her shell flares imperceptibly at the neck?

Good news, everyone! He has a gift and passion for the creation of Doomsday Devices and Atomic Supermen and is a danger to himself, his employees, as well as the Universe in general. These old doomsday devices are dangerously unstable.