Your name is Leslie? They are compiled from various sources on the internet, including AMS notices, MathOverflow, reddit, aperiodical, and the Dabney spam mailing list. Why did the mathematician put his null space in the microwave? What did the geometer studying k^n say when asked about their career? Guy: Do you like math?

for sexual liberation. Let's make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)

Baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but ur sooo hot my screen melted "You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real.". What is often used by Canadians to help solve certain differential equations?

You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

What is black and white ivory and fills space? Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point..

Elizabeth Mulvahill is a teacher, writer and mom who loves learning new things, hearing people's stories and traveling the globe. You and I must have the same natural frequency, because we resonate together. How did the matrix whose eigenvalues summed to zero disappear? Are you the square root of 2? Why can't love be a one to one function? At Christmas time, how do you perform the inverse operation to exponentiation?

The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one Are you a 30 degree angle?

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. Are you a 45 degree angle, Because your perfect. What do you call the category of Banach Analytical Manifolds? By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares. Why don't you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us

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Are you a bank loan? Then our relationship could be

What do analysts and number theorists throw into the fireplace? Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction. They are compiled from various sources on the internet, including AMS notices, MathOverflow, reddit, aperiodical, and the Dabney spam mailing list.I've tried to credit some of the jokes, along with jokes not from the above mentioned sources, at the end of this page. What do you call a ring theorist's parrot when it hasn't been fed? I heard you like math, so what's the sum of U+Me, 1/3>((-1^1/5)/27U)^1/2 Simply this to know how I feel about you. The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of What do you call an angle that is adorable? Here's a list of math jokes. If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.

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Archimedes cried out "eureka" and ran around naked and filled with joy

Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table? Guy: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it

Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice be the area under your curve... Can I plug my solution into your equation?

I've been secant you for a long time Because you have all my interest. What did the calculus instructor say to his hungover student? Would you care to normalize it? Why do analyists and number theorists like parks? Have you heard about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? because I feel irrational when I'm around you

Why is it hard to grow large-sized corn in an injective map? You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.

At absolute zero, you would still move me. now = new Date(); year = now.getYear(); What is the best response to a harmonic analysis joke? What is a pirate's favorite measure on a locally compact topological group? Guy: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

I would really like to bisect your angle. Why do Maclaurin polynomials fit the original function so well? Huygens' favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are

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I'd like to instantiate your objects, and access their member variables. Posted by Elizabeth Mulvahill. Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled. Can I plug my solution into your equation? My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary. Lets make love like pi; irrational and never ending